The lonely child.

foreveralone-lyguy:

"God dammit you beautiful son of a bitch" is hands down one of my favorite things to say

If someone cuts you off when driving: “God dammit you beautiful son of a bitch”

Your child gets a good grade on a test: “god dammit you beautiful son of a bitch”

Someone stabs you: “God dammit you beautiful son of a bitch” *dies*

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)


anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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parkingstrange:

coolblogr:

parkingstrange:

who wants a free hug from us??????

i rather hug a cactus

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galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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foreveralone-lyguy:

My decision making policy is basically “if I haven’t come back from the future to stop myself from doing this it’s probably okay”

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)